Last night I awoke at 3 in the morning. I heard rustling and scratching coming from the desk by the bed. Lots of rustling. I sat up in bed and it seemed that the desk itself was shaking. I went back to sleep.
In the morning I insisted that Art look in the drawers. One I had opened halfway and I saw that pages of my father's PhD thesis on Leon Battista Alberti had been clawed and gnawed. I was afraid to open it any further. Art opened it and yes, lo and behold, a nest of baby rats lay squirming in the tattered thesis.
An unpleasant scene ensued, but one undertaken with relative calm and aplomb by Art and my sons. It involved a bucket, bleach, some BBQ tongs and much squeaking. During the procedure the mother escaped to her crack beneath the dishwasher. The menfolk removed the main problem but I was left with the empty nest and the remnants of my father's various writings, shredded and shat upon. I sifted through them with the tongs, sadly acknowledging that they were the only copies and vacillating as to whether I should attempt to salvage or just chuck the lot. Finally I decided to save what I could and placed it in a bag for disinfection. I found other things in the drawer too; the usual nonsense I'd expect from someone like my Dad.

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